
Nashik, Indore, Gwalior, Agra, Lucknow, Gorakhpur, Bhairhawa ( Nepal ) Total Kms11800
I had over a thousand miles ahead of me to Nepal and I wasn’t looking forward to it. My plans had changed because of the late monsoon, it would have been impossible to ride any further south than Mumbai, the wind and rain would be heading north and I would be trying to ride against it. I had thought about spending a couple of months in the city but what would I do, it would rain everyday and I would be stuck in a hotel room. On the morning that I left I could feel that the rains were not far away, it was a very dark sky that followed me north and I knew that before I got to Nepal I was going to have a few very wet days.
India had started to get me down. Its not the best place in the world to ride a bicycle any distance, your exposed to the poverty, the destitute souls, the suffering, the filth and pollution. The people were always very friendly, someone would always call to me from the side of the road and I would find time to talk with them. In the cities and larger towns however there was always that high number of touts and rip off merchants trying to sell me anything and everything. The filth had become unbearable, the word hygiene is almost unheard of, the streets in every town or village where filthy, if I got off the bike to get water or something to eat I had to walk through piles of rubbish, I was always covered in everything imaginable and it was impossible to stay clean, every truck or car that passed me threw up clouds of dust and I was aware that I was breathing this crap in everyday.
Being tired and fed up meant that I was beginning to make mistakes on the road. I rode 120Kms one day only to find that I had left my credit card in the last hotel when I had checked out. I was going to have to take a taxi back to get it, I couldn’t face riding the bike back. The town I was in when I found out I had left my card had no hotel and no where to store the bike, I had only stopped to use a cash machine. I would have to find transport big enough for the bike and equipment. Its easy trying to find a cab in Europe, all you have to do is call the local cab office explain that you have a bike and a bit of kit and you need a large car. What we call normality in western societies doesn’t exist here, in India the first thing that happens when you stop is that a large crowd gathers around you, this crowd then followed me as I hunted for transport, it then waited outside the office as I made inquires, it then surrounded the pick up truck making it impossible for me and the driver to load the bike, the driver ended up fighting with people in the crowd because they wouldn’t leave me alone. I just stood there with my head down. 120Kms back to the last hotel, luckily my card was waiting for me when I arrived, the same guy who had checked me in the day before handed me the card, he had insisted on taking my phone number the day before when I checked into the hotel, so we can call you in case emergencies he had said, leaving my credit card when I checked out was obviously not an emergency.
I had also stopped looking after the bike, usually I spent a Sunday afternoon cleaning it and just checking it over, I hadn’t done this for the month or so that I had been in India, it was hard to find a quiet spot to do it properly. So the inevitable happened, the gears started to slip, I knew what the problem was, the oil needed changing in the speed hub or the cables needed to be looked at, both fiddly jobs that I could do in a quiet hotel room with my glasses on and a cup of tea by my side, I couldn’t do it at the side of a busy road. The only thing for it was to take a train to Jhansi a town about 100Kms north on the main Agra road, I didn’t want to ride the bike as this would only make the problem worse. The staff at the station informed me that the bike couldn’t travel with me on the passenger train but would have to travel on the next freight train and would arrive in Jhansi at 8.00am the next morning, I would arrive at 6pm that evening, there were no passenger coaches on the freight train and the next passenger train would be the last for the day, I had no choice but to take it.
Almost a week later I located the bike in Lucknow over 300Kms to the west of Jhansi, I had been to the station every day and no one could tell me what had happened to the bike or where it was. I went from one station office to the next and close to tears filled in the same forms. Then one morning I was told to call the station master in Lucknow, he told me that he had a bike arrive at his station in Lucknow that morning and he had never seen a bike like it, lovely machine, disc brakes, same as my car, I was over the moon, he offered to send it on the next train and I think the whole station heard me as I screamed NO down the phone, I will come to you, don’t let anyone move it I will be there this afternoon. I cant tell you what a relief it was to have the bike back, the next day I sorted out the gears and for the third time since I had arrived in India revised my route. I would have to miss the Taj Mahal and Dehli, my new route would take me north to Nepal, it was only a two day ride from Lucknow and to be honest I wanted out of India as quickly as possible.
I’m not sure why my credit cards stopped working in the cash machines, I knew there was sufficient cash in each account, I had called both banks only to be told that they had no record of me even trying to use the cards and that they had not been stopped for any reason, I was told that it must be a computer glitch and that I was to try using them again in the morning, if they didn’t work then I was to call back. I had about $50.00 in my pocket and had tried the machines on three different days with no luck. Every time my cards didn’t work I had to book another day in the same hotel, I had no money to pay the bill so I couldn’t check out, a completely insane situation. The walk to the cash machine every morning was like something out of a nightmare, the feeling of total panic that came over me every time I was refused money was overwhelming. It has happened at home but its never a problem, here in India thousands of miles from home with no money in my pocket I began to feel desperate and to make the situation worse I was afraid to use the card to pay for the hotel room in case it was refused, then they would realise I couldn’t pay my bill, I was eating in the hotel restaurant and adding it to my room bill. I had inquired about having money wired from my account to a local bank, the procedure was so complicated I thought it best to at least keep trying the cash machine, it had to cough up someday, after all I had money in my account. Everything fell to pieces for me that night, I was in the shower when the water went off, it happened all the time and I was used to it, then suddenly the lights went out, I was standing in the dark covered in soap, stuck in a town that I couldn’t leave because of my financial situation and there wasn’t a soul I could talk to I just sat on the bed and cried, outside in the street the usual mayhem was taking place. I felt as if I was in the middle of some insane circus and no one was laughing.
I’m writing this over two months later in a friends apartment in Warsaw, I thought it better to update the site after I had been out of the country for a while because I didn’t want my judgment to be completely clouded by my experiences , I also thought that the longer I was away from India the more I would begin to accept it and understand how it works. I flew back to Europe from Kathmandu less than two weeks after that night. I wasn’t sure what I was going to do, or whether I would continue with the ride. I needed to rest in a place where everything worked and I was safe from the noise, the filth and the madness of India. It might have been fate but the bike never left Kathmandu, I payed DHL to ship it back to Europe as cargo, it was much cheaper than carrying it as luggage, when I called to find out what had happened to it I was told that there was a problem as to whether I should have paid for volume or weight, I argued that I had payed for weight, I shouldn’t have to pay for volume as well, so it was left at that and stored in the DHL Warehouse in Kathmandu.
I’ve decided to go back to Nepal and continue with the ride, I don’t want to be the man who went half way around the world or the guy who rode his bike to India, that wasn’t my dream. It was to ride a bike in an almost straight line around the world. I’m almost half way around and have loved it. I made the mistake of letting India get to me and I began to feel as if I had no hope just like the country. So I’m going to give India one more chance, I leave for Nepal on the 29th September. When I was on the bike my original plan had been to leave India for Nepal in October, its at its best at this time of year, the monsoon rains have ended and the light is said to be perfect. I will ride south through the Kathmandu valley and back over the border into India and then East towards Bangladesh from where I will fly to Thailand and then head south to Singapore. I hope you are looking forward to this next chapter as much as I am, thanks for your patience, love and understanding xx